In the strict feeling of “Deez Nuts,” it alludes to a man’s royal gems. The numerous viral “Deez Nuts jokes,” presently generally shared on the web, come from Welvin Harris, who settled on a trick decision.
He dials his father to inquire as to whether he got anything via the post office. At the point when his father asked him “what,” he answered, “Deez Nuts,” alluding to his danglers, prior to blasting into giggling.
Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
-Yes, I have.
Have you played a goblin?
-No, I dont think so.
Dude, you should Goblin on Deez Nuts.
Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then Imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.
You: teacher, what’s 4 x 2?
Teacher: eight
You: eight Deez Nuts
You: Dee asked me out yesterday.
Friend: who’s this guy Dee?
You: Deez Nuts!
Do you want me to buy one of these?
– Yeah sure
How about two of Deez Nuts.
“I’m sorry that Suko never called you back”
“Who is Suko?”
“SUKON DEEZ NUTS”
Where’s your munyayo?
– Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS
Hey bro, I need some of these.
-Some of what?
Soma Deez Nuts
What size are you wearing?
-I’m wearing double D’s. Why do you ask?
Cus I want to get some more of Deez Nuts.
Afghan person: Assalamu alaykum, what will happen to the DN under Taliban rule?
American person: What do you mean by DN?
Afghan person: Deez nuts
Hey, I met someone at the store today who said that they were actually ugondese.”
– Where’s that, I’ve never heard of it.
Set location to UgonDeez nuts
Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
– Yes, I am.
You can have some of Deez nuts.
Do you like tulips?
– Yes, why?
Cus you’re gonna love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
Good morning. I would like to know who’s in charge around here?
– Well, Deas is in charge. Do you know him?
Nope, I dont. Can you give me his number or his Instagram?
– Sure, if you want to have Deez Nuts so bad, I’ll give them to you.
A conversation in a bakery:
– Hello, is everything fresh around here
– Yes, everything is fresh from today.
– Okay, can I get a sample of something?
– Yes, what would you like to try?
– Let’s see, I wonder how Deez Nuts taste.
Honey, why are you leaving them here?
– Leaving what?
Leaving Deez nuts in your mouth!
Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
Do you still have any music tapes or discs?
– Only albums.
Well, just look at Deez nuts.
I saw you dancing yesterday
– What? You saw me dancing where?
You were at the club. I saw your hoodie.
-What hoodie?
Who Deez Nuts
Me: Do you find parodies funny?
Friend: Yeah, sometimes I do.
Me: Well, how about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya Mouth?!
Mom, can I borrow your car?
– No, you can’t. Why don’t you borrow Deez nuts!?
Mom…
Did you like the plot in this film?
– Nah. I believe we can come up with a better one.
So you want to come and film Deeeeeez Nuts!
Do you guys want some of my goodies?
– Yes, we do!
Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!
How did your doctor’s appointment go?
– It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get that D.
-How?
I’m willing to give you some of Deez Nuts!
Have you seen the movie starring Robin Williams called House of D?
-House of D? No.
House of Deez Nuts!
Have you been to an expo?
-Yes, I love expos.
Expose Deez Nuts.
Do you drink orange juice?
-Yes, I do.
Did you know that the orange juice SunnyD is bad for you?
– I dont know the…
Sunny Deez Nuts!
Do you like boats?
-Yes.
What is your favorite type of boat?
-I like fishing boats.
How about tugboats?
-They are powerful
Tug on Deez Nutz
Wanna join me on a trip to The Andes?
-The Andes? Where’s that supposed to be?
It’s right next to the valley of An Deez Nuts!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
– Mr. Feltfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
Josh, I think we need some time apart.
– Baby, why would you say that to me?
Because I’m tired from Deez Nuts!
I love Chef Boyardee’s pasta!
– Why do you love it?
Because Chef BOY-AR-Deez Nuts are always tasty!
Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
– What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Si…
See Deez Nuts!
What is the easiest command you can teach your dog?
– I don’t know. Maybe roll over?
ROL-OVA Deez Nuts!
Do you want Apple to launch a new product?
– I hope so.
You hop-on Deez Nuts!
I am so sick of this. This sucks!
– What sucks?
You suck on Deez Nuts!
Hey, do you smell that?
– Nope. What does it smell like?
It smells like Deez Nuts!
Do you know what happened in Kenya today?
– No, but you’re about to tell me.
Today Kenya FIT DEEZ NUTS in your mouth.
Excuse me, can you spell the word “indeed” for me please?
– No problem. I-N-D…
IN Deez Nuts!
Do you want to come with me to the West Indies?
– The West Indies?
Yes, in Deez Nuts!
Don’t sit on that!
– Sit on what?
SIT ON Deez Nuts!
What was the other name for Native Americans?
– You mean Indians?
I mean Deez Nuts!
Hey baby. Can you give me some money for a new dress?
– Yes, but..
Oh no. I don’t want to hear any more buts!
– Okay, baby. Then I’ll only give you Deez Nuts.
What is your favourite day of the week? Mine is Wednesday.
– I don’t know. Why Wednesday?
Because that’s the only day when you can eat Deez Nuts.
Can you move that?
– Move what?
Move Deez Nuts!
You wanna play with my new game dintroller?
– Play with whaat?
You can play with Deez Nuts!
Guess what SAKKON did
– Sakkon.. who’s that?
– Oh no, don’t…
SAKKON Deez Nuts!
Hey Paul, is Phil there?
– There’s no Phil here…
PHIL Deez Nuts!
Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
– Mr. Feltfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
Josh, I think we need some time apart.
– Baby, why would you say that to me?
Because I’m tired from Deez Nuts!
I love Chef Boyardee’s pasta!
– Why do you love it?
Because Chef BOY-AR-Deez Nuts are always tasty!
Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
– What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
